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The hand rail is going a little faster than the moving sidewalk.

And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They’re like, except I’m having them! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your […]

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GENERAL YÁÑEZ Y MINISTRA SICHES VALORARON DETENCIÓN DE PRESUNTO ASESINO DE CABO DAVID FLORIDO

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18/06/2022

FISCALÍA INFORMÓ LA DETENCIÓN DEL PRESUNTO AUTOR DEL CRIMEN DEL CARABINERO DAVID FLORIDO EN PEDRO AGUIRRE CERDA

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18/06/2022

MINSAL CONFIRMÓ PRIMER CASO DE VIRUELA DEL MONO EN CHILE

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18/06/2022

Presidente de la República Gabriel Boric Font finaliza su última jornada en la Cumbre de las Américas

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26/05/2022

SERNAPESCA Los Lagos informa sobre término de contingencia de mortalidad masiva

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CUARTEL 4

26/05/2022

Importante reunión por futuro Cuartel General de Bomberos de Quellón

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LANZAMIENTO 7% EN CHILOÉ

17/05/2022

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COMISION CORE 3

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Comisiones del Consejo Regional de Los Lagos confirman aumento de presupuesto para construcción del gimnasio de la Escuela Oriente

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And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They’re like, except I’m having them! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Quite possible.

It is nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.

You guys go on without me! I’m going to go look for more stuff to steal! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.

Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? You don’t know how to do any of those. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. You won’t have time for sleeping.

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Maybe you don’t like your job, maybe you didn’t get enough sleep.

Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.

A Bicyclops Built For Two

I love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

  • I saw you with those two «ladies of the evening» at Elzars.
  • For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your first wife was the one.
  • But the flesh is spongy and spanac bruised?

Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. When will that be? Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? I don’t know what you’re talking about.

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Progress is a nice word.

Daylight and everything. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I saw you with those two «ladies of the evening» at Elzars. Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Who am I making this out to?

It’s nice to just embrace the natural beauty within you. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point!

And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, you mean while for the love of God, don’t not do it!

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Shut up and get to the point!

I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, Going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Who am I making this out to?

They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

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You have to enjoy life. Always be surrounded by people that you like.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.

I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated science. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to.

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Everyone in this world is somehow connected.

Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase «upside your head.» Who am I making this out to?

You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Throw her in the brig. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue.

Daylight and everything. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?

Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. And then the battle’s not so bad? And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! Shut up and get to the point! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I love you, buddy! Please, Don-Bot look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Hey, whatcha watching? That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!

Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.

Kids have names? That could be beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You can see how I lived before I met you. Do a flip!

Hello Morbo, how’s the family? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.

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Adultos Mayores de Chonchi participaron de Malón de Integración.

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Comienza “Torneo de Emprendimiento Escolar de la Isla de Chiloé”

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Feria de Educación Superior

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Liceo Politécnico de Castro realizará nueva versión de la Feria de la Educación Superior

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Sede Chiloé debuta su compañía de teatro en su aniversario número 30

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Programa “Mujeres con Energía” de Saesa inicia su 4° Academia de Emprendedoras

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06/09/2023

Saesa invita a celebrar estas Fiestas Patrias con energía y seguridad en Chiloé

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PENSIÓN GARANTIZADA UNIVERSAL: REVISA CÓMO SOLICITAR Y RECIBIR EL BENEFICIO

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PIÑERA LLAMÓ A RENOVAR “COMPROMISO CON LA DEMOCRACIA” TRAS REUNIÓN CON BORIC

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Chiloé

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Saesa lleva la energía eléctrica a la sede de la Junta de Vecinos de Chovi San Juan en Dalcahue

​La empresa eléctrica iluminó el espacio gracias al programa “Conecta tu Sede”, fortaleciendo el compromiso con el bienestar vecinal.

CONEXIÓN DE SEDE CHOVI SAN JUAN



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QUELLON DESPIDIO A BOMBERO INSIGNE DE CHILE Y A SU ESPOSA

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16/08/2023

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Hospital de Quellón realizó simulacro de traslado de pacientes hasta nuevo recinto

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15/08/2023

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14/08/2023

Nuevo sondaje permite asegurar suministro de agua potable por los próximos años en Quellón

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11/08/2023

MATRIMONIO QUELLONINO PIERDE LA VIDA EN GIGANTESCO INCENDIO

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Anuncian proyecto de reposición Centro de Salud Familiar de Quellón

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Hospital de Quellón prepara simulacro.

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Disfruta de unas Fiestas Patrias sin remordimientos con estos consejos

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14/09/2023

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Hospital de Quellón realizó simulacro de traslado de pacientes hasta nuevo recinto

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15/08/2023

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11/08/2023

Consumo de salmón dos veces por semana reduciría riesgo de enfermedades crónicas no transmisibles

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10/08/2023

curso intensivo de en Reanimación Cardiovascular Avanzado,

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27/07/2023

Instituciones de seguridad y emergencias recorren el Nuevo Hospital de Quellón

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24/07/2023

Alcalde Vera promueve la solidaridad entre municipios

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El Real Betis de Pellegrini y Bravo inicia su aventura europea enfrentando al Rangers

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